To the 59% of Wisconsinians who are assholes: Way to enshrine discrimination in the state's Constitution. At least you can sleep easier now knowing that the Big Evil Gays aren't going to get married and impugn the sanctity of straight marriages for people like Rush Limbaugh and his four different wives. Way to be assholes, assholes.

To Virginia, South Carolina and Tennessee: Thank you for making it even harder for me to say the South isn't a bunch of bigoted, homophobic rednecks. The ban passed with 80% in Tennessee! Are you kidding me?! Yes, you're completely entitled to your misguided religious beliefs that God hates gay people, but here's a news flash: THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT YOUR PLACE OF WORSHIP. When Jerry Falwell finally gets caught in some kind of meth-fueled orgy with male transvestite prostitutes (because no one that virulently homophobic is not actually gay), I'm going to have a freaking party.

When history passes judgement on you, I hope it's really, really harsh.

PS. Arizona, way to rock it out. At least SOME people understand the separation between Church and State!